"I’m not going to be the girl you marry, but I’ll be the girl you’ll be thinking of 20 years from now while you engage in polite sex with your boring wife who fakes her orgasm to make you feel better about your receding hairline."
Wearing my weave today 💁it’s been awhile
Why are guys such babies when they are sick or hurt?
Failed my drivers test again… What the actual fuck man.
"Do not sabotage your new relationship with your last relationship’s poison."